Sanitized Claus

Thomas Nast’s Santa

You better watch out, you better not shout, you better not cry, I’m tellin’ you why….Sanitized claus is comin’ to town! Sanitized Claus is comin’ to town!


Santa Claus is not on the priority immunization list so is bringing loads of hand sanitizer with him to the mall or parties, wherever he goes. You can’t trust people to stay home or keep their kids home when they’re sick.


3 Responses to Sanitized Claus

  1. thefrenchchick says:

    It just makes me glad that we don’t do the Mall Santa thing with our kids. And that the song “Santa Claus is coming to town” is just made up. I refuse to give my kids nightmares about some strange guy peeking in our windows.

  2. thefrenchchick says:

    Oops! I meant to say “And I tell them that the song. . . is made up”.

  3. Nan says:

    I have Mall Santa pictures remaining from my childhood. Aren’t all songs made up?

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