(To be sung to the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story. With thanks to Raymond Arroyo of EWTN and apologies to Leonard Bernstein …)
Sharia, the Archbishop is all for Sharia!
His really awkward shame will never be the same to me.
Sharia! Don’t publically kiss your girl Maria!
Ask Dhimmi who’ve found how awful a sound it can be!
Sharia, please watch out what music your playing.
If it comes, be quiet when you are a Catholic praying!
Sharia, He’s actually open to Sharia!
Oh +Cantuar… Given that all variations of “Muhammed” combined have become the most popular name for boys in the UK, leave this lobbying to home-grown sharia enthusiasts.
They will call for it soon enough.
Thanks Lambeth 1930!