Top Ten Catholic pick-up line

10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we’re having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
8. Sorry, but I couldn’t help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
7. What’s a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
6. You don’t like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!
5. Let’s get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.
4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
3. You’ve got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
1. Confess here often?

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6 Responses to Top Ten Catholic pick-up line

  1. Tito Edwards says:

    Here’s one that worked for me:

    Your the reader? Cool, give me your number so I can get more information and get on the Sunday rotation.

    ;-)

    Seriously, it did! We courted for about a year and in the end all I got was the 6pm slot and all of Holy Week without Easter readings!?

  2. Dr. Eric says:

    The scapular brown eyes comment was hilarious!

  3. happy says:

    Hee hee… What Tito Edwards said is as funny as the list!

    :)

  4. thefrenchchick says:

    I had to think about #8, but my jumper was paisley (not a school one) but it worked. Thanks for the laugh.

  5. aboriente says:

    Dr. Eric… the scapular eyes comment also had me laughing! Such a silly line… I’m tempted to use it on people just to see their reaction! hehehe

  6. Dr. Eric says:

    As you are a priest, I wouldn’t recommend it! ;-P

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