10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we’re having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
8. Sorry, but I couldn’t help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
7. What’s a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
6. You don’t like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!
5. Let’s get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.
4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
3. You’ve got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
1. Confess here often?
5 bob to: Ad Te Levávi Ánimam Meam
Here’s one that worked for me:
Your the reader? Cool, give me your number so I can get more information and get on the Sunday rotation.
;-)
Seriously, it did! We courted for about a year and in the end all I got was the 6pm slot and all of Holy Week without Easter readings!?
The scapular brown eyes comment was hilarious!
Hee hee… What Tito Edwards said is as funny as the list!
:)
I had to think about #8, but my jumper was paisley (not a school one) but it worked. Thanks for the laugh.
Dr. Eric… the scapular eyes comment also had me laughing! Such a silly line… I’m tempted to use it on people just to see their reaction! hehehe
As you are a priest, I wouldn’t recommend it! ;-P